just me, homie g.

Not one to call it quits too soon.
But if this is what it’s like…

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy:lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl:babe what that??
  • white boy:i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl:zack!!!
  • white boy:ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl:asshole!
  • white boy:im just playin babe
  • white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy:i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl:ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl:ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D<p>season two of AHS</p>

Are niggas lying when they say "ya pussy tastes sooo good" or "come on my dick so i can taste that sweet". Like im curious, can pussy really be that "tasty" tho. I mean i've tasted my own juices before. It tasted like vagina. Whats the big deal? from Anonymous


The best way to put it is.

You’ve been eating only one type of hamburger at McDonalds your whole life. The men you’ve slept with however, have been sampling the burgers at numerous establishments since they were sexually active.

Burger tastes like boring burger to you because you don’t have anything else to compare it to. 

The men have developed an advanced palate throughout their travels and can compare and contrast the finer points of each burger. 

That oddly makes a lot of damn sense.